Author: John Martin
Title: Major BS and the illegal immigrants A funny novel with pathos
Print Length: 207
Language: English, Francais, Italiano, Espanol, Deutsch
Format: PDF, ePub, mobi, azw, kf8, txt, ibook, Kindle
When Major Jeremy Billycock-Smythe accidentally brings 12 illegal immigrants inside Australia’s sovereign borders, the powers-that-be aren’t happy. ‘You got us into this, you get us out of it,’ he is told. He is made to take charge of them but the timing is awkward. Major BS is in the early stages of setting up an executive training scheme in the hope of luring mover and shakers of the calibre of Rupert Murdoch and Richard Branson to swing on tyres across crocodile-infested creeks. When he enlists the help of his one-eared former sergeant and finds out they share more than just a childhood together in a South London orphanage, things go from bad to worse. The appearance of a mysterious helicopter, a disused shearing shed that’s brought back to life, a runaway snake and a deranged shopkeeper keeps this quirky story going.